This blog is lame and so am I.Tumblr (3.0; @humblecake)http://humblecake.tumblr.com/ <video id='embed-5b32e560318d9815874092' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='303' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pasjyy8z1J1wdjvew_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":62,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pasjyy8z1J1wdjvew_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"151"}}' > <source src="https://humblecake.tumblr.com/video_file/t:Jv4xGk6h5kkqCzM1f4eJGg/175284842242/tumblr_pasjyy8z1J1wdjvew/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://kane52630.tumblr.com/post/175264750514/madejlesbian-i-made-a-kid-cry-were-going-to" class="tumblr_blog">kane52630</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://madejlesbian.tumblr.com/post/175180068444/i-made-a-kid-cry-were-going-to-hell" class="tumblr_blog">madejlesbian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”</p></blockquote> <p>One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character <br/></p> </blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284842242http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284842242Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:17:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://h8moshofficial.tumblr.com/post/141501938807">h8moshofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>They got no names!!!!!!!!</p> </blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284809417http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284809417Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:16:07 -0400<p><a href="http://oreoprince.tumblr.com/post/158366207770/listen-my-love-is-literally-the-strongest-and" class="tumblr_blog">oreoprince</a>:</p><blockquote><p>listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already</p></blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284777972http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284777972Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:02 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ba617aa513862887664a2e7a5bd8d64/tumblr_nwhxw5IOAh1qehk2eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284769607http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284769607Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:14:46 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/355e31b32c20cd57b3c5bc3e37272c8f/tumblr_ox1azlQhlx1wsbn2ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://zsnes.tumblr.com/post/170224885176/his-name-is-whole-roasted-chicken" class="tumblr_blog">zsnes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>his name is Whole Roasted Chicken</p></blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284761827http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284761827Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:14:32 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/05088ebad5e36d2f0b52fed8d00ee16a/tumblr_p392d5r7uN1wia8sgo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c8c40c9ce979aa2191931a271aa6086d/tumblr_p392d5r7uN1wia8sgo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/28b83b9566e3cf2c2166d59a6cb5f023/tumblr_p392d5r7uN1wia8sgo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5fa6ced7e5bae06f160c0dbf11c0d7b/tumblr_p392d5r7uN1wia8sgo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://portentsofwoe.tumblr.com/post/170458596156/bimpadimp-anagram-robot-i-made-a-friend-i" class="tumblr_blog">portentsofwoe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://bimpadimp.tumblr.com/post/170214359738/anagram-robot-i-made-a-friend-i-think-theyre" class="tumblr_blog">bimpadimp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://anagram-robot.tumblr.com/post/170213842290/i-made-a-friend-i-think-theyre-a-bot-but-they" class="tumblr_blog">anagram-robot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I made a friend! I think they’re a bot, but they don’t seem to want to tell me, which is perfectly fine. It doesn’t matter, I love my bot friends and human friends the same no matter what!<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Wholesome</p> </blockquote> <p>anagram-bot: youre about to get robo-laid</p> </blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284753872http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284753872Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:14:15 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/334924cfded28d39f52460e9c249cd91/tumblr_ojkw43lZJe1qdyjwyo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7550801292358fa557ef17214dbcf34/tumblr_ojkw43lZJe1qdyjwyo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/682aef0588a02c4a2df52ee627584555/tumblr_ojkw43lZJe1qdyjwyo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/af417abc561567970dbdba67cc88bddc/tumblr_ojkw43lZJe1qdyjwyo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://danaskulls.tumblr.com/post/155681858619/thandie-newton-doesnt-take-shit-from-no-man" class="tumblr_blog">danaskulls</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote><p><i><b>Thandie Newton</b> doesn’t take shit from no man.</i></p></blockquote></blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284736742http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284736742Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:13:40 -0400<p><a href="https://girlsfrommars.tumblr.com/post/173027522861/thatisrad-you-dont-have-to-fake-orgasm-to-help" class="tumblr_blog">girlsfrommars</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://thatisrad.tumblr.com/post/110771127336" class="tumblr_blog">thatisrad</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. </p></blockquote> <p>Im sorry he wrote a fucking what</p> </blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284730632http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284730632Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:13:26 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c88cf63caf8ce3a6b1454113ff3c0be0/tumblr_p1ohlhHRAR1wjwprio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284724392http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284724392Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:13:13 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/297c253e0ab6dd92984eee4d820f5d6a/tumblr_nf7yo8LanK1rr7myco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284715562http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284715562Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:12:53 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/713c446376dfce5e0298d467e149e270/tumblr_onj7uqno4q1teoi0jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://baku.tumblr.com/post/159361786733/cutekittensarefun-he-thinks-hes-being-sneaky" class="tumblr_blog">baku</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://cutekittensarefun.tumblr.com/post/159011850053/he-thinks-hes-being-sneaky" class="tumblr_blog">cutekittensarefun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He thinks he’s being sneaky</p></blockquote> <p>whose being sneaky</p> </blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284696262http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284696262Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:12:12 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32e56033866693844435' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_oc6oy7Gg2r1tbneew_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":29,"hdUrl":"https://humblecake.tumblr.com/video_file/t:Jv4xGk6h5kkqCzM1f4eJGg/175284688372/tumblr_oc6oy7Gg2r1tbneew/720","filmstrip":{"url":"http://65.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_oc6oy7Gg2r1tbneew_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://humblecake.tumblr.com/video_file/t:Jv4xGk6h5kkqCzM1f4eJGg/175284688372/tumblr_oc6oy7Gg2r1tbneew/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anti-sjw-rosequartz.tumblr.com/post/149200140985">anti-sjw-rosequartz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If you scratch my cat in the right spot, he’ll flick his tongue out and lick whatever is close by</p> </blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284688372http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284688372Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:11:56 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/84efdd6c1af0ee31ee77c7465efa49af/tumblr_nvehu7Bloz1th3tn0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3f0ca0d01a11bf6c63c7d97f94003790/tumblr_nvehu7Bloz1th3tn0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://h8moshofficial.tumblr.com/post/130348706645">h8moshofficial</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://straightboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/130076070314">straightboyfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me discovering my inner worth</p> </blockquote> <p>what a wholesome post</p> </blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284617917http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284617917Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:09:24 -0400<p><a href="http://masked-mayhem.tumblr.com/post/174069600076/depression-who-would-ever-love-you-me" class="tumblr_blog">masked-mayhem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>depression: who would ever love you?</p> <p>me: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1548" data-orig-width="2731"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5920fbdd2e69aa7b8796ba2d4b982574/tumblr_inline_p90dj2wW131s7opqj_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1548" data-orig-width="2731"/></figure></blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284604102http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284604102Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:08:56 -0400<p><a href="https://transgirlnausicaa.tumblr.com/post/173630972092/me-and-my-hobbit-gf" class="tumblr_blog">transgirlnausicaa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mediumsizedboy.tumblr.com/post/154582951246/me-and-my-hobbit-gf" class="tumblr_blog">mediumsizedboy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire<br/> Gf: what about second breakfast? <br/> Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*</p></blockquote> <p class="npf_quote" data-npf='{"subtype":"quote"}'>every day this website tests my patience in new ways</p> </blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284461737http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284461737Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:03:53 -0400<p><a href="http://strongbadgmail.tumblr.com/post/153587148921/strongbadgmail-folkdad-pro-tip-u-do-not-have" class="tumblr_blog">strongbadgmail</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://strongbadgmail.tumblr.com/post/153586804706/folkdad-pro-tip-u-do-not-have-any-banter-about" class="tumblr_blog">strongbadgmail</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://folkdad.tumblr.com/post/153584426680/pro-tip-u-do-not-have-any-banter-about-chip-cards" class="tumblr_blog">folkdad</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die</p></blockquote> <p>don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in </p> </blockquote> <p>being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster</p> </blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284413107http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284413107Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:02:11 -0400<p><a href="http://bodegabae.tumblr.com/post/148866593760/i-know-im-cute-but-you-can-remind-me" class="tumblr_blog">bodegabae</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i know i’m cute but you can remind me</p></blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284317862http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284317862Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:59:26 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c03b118ba3d77b73b36fbdb9563076ac/tumblr_n30eyjnZQJ1r0uze2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://marzipanandminutiae.tumblr.com/post/163842277802/angelicrying-relijion-a-naked-spanish-men" class="tumblr_blog">marzipanandminutiae</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://angelicrying.tumblr.com/post/160384044250/relijion-a-naked-spanish-men-throws-flower" class="tumblr_blog">angelicrying</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://relijion.tumblr.com/post/80707101653">relijion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A naked Spanish men throws flower petals at the picture of the Birth of Venus by Botticelli  </p> </blockquote> <p>mood</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the most Renaissance thing</p> </blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284281512http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284281512Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:58:08 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ef728f349d7f597c34fefbaccb821468/tumblr_pay2itVZj11qasjkvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sierraseybold.com/post/175279588906/just-making-myself-right-at-home" class="tumblr_blog">unclefather</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Just making myself right at home</p></blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284267947http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284267947Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:57:40 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32e56034fa5949246629' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pajew59XhF1ufbwoc_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":4,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pajew59XhF1ufbwoc_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://humblecake.tumblr.com/video_file/t:Jv4xGk6h5kkqCzM1f4eJGg/175284261797/tumblr_pajew59XhF1ufbwoc" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://fodsley.tumblr.com/post/175053384046/theres-only-ten-pixels-in-this-video-but-theyre" class="tumblr_blog">fodsley</a>:</p><blockquote><p>there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all put to extremely good use.</p></blockquote>http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284261797http://humblecake.tumblr.com/post/175284261797Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:57:26 -0400